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Sep 03
Story 57 - A glimmer of hope

Just had a fantastic date with Matthew (the guy who wasn’t over his ex the last time we went out!), so I’m really happy. Okay, I’ll start from the top.

So last week, I was kind of mopey after hearing that Jon and Mandy were together. (I mean, I love them both to bits, but it just feels as though everyone’s got their love life sorted out except me). I was actually binge-watching Love Island and drinking wine all by myself when I got a DM from Matthew.

Hey, I still fee...

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Aug 27
Story 56 - They’re a thing

Mandy’s in town! I went to meet her for brunch just yesterday, and I turned up early at the restaurant, so I ordered a G&T to sip on while I waited. Imagine my surprise when Mandy came bounding up, holding hands with Jon. I thought maybe he’d be joining us, but he just smiled (slightly sheepishly, or was I imagining things?) at me, told us to enjoy ourselves, and left.

“So, what’s going on with you guys?” I asked Mandy. “Still going strong?”

She giggled as she ...

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Aug 20
Story 55 - Spicing things up

Just the other day, I had a session with Damian. Hadn’t seen him in a while – I think it’s been a few months, actually! – so it was nice to kind of chat with him again and catch up. He’s doing so well for himself. He recently moved into a really swanky bachelor pad, and the view that you get from his place is sick.

He was really pleased about it, too – he says that since he bought this place, his closing rate has “drastically improved”. Well, I guess any girl would ge...

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Aug 13
Story 54 - Not just a number

On the Brody front: after doing a ton of thinking, I’ve decided to just let things play out however they will. So I told him that I’m not completely closed off to the idea of dating again, but that I want to take things slow. We’re just texting for now, and we’ll see how this goes.

Anyway, what I wanted to talk about today was the client I met two days ago – let’s call him Ernest. When I met him, right off the bat, he kept calling me “mate”. It was a bit off-putting, actually, but ...

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Aug 06
Story 53 - Parn’s little secret

I hadn’t heard from Scott in quite some time, so when I got a booking from him two days back, it was a bit of a surprise. I was wondering if he was angling for a threesome with myself and Parn (his Thai girlfriend who had previously stayed with me for a few days, if you remember), but when I got to his apartment, he was all alone.

He didn’t seem like he was in the mood for talking, so I gave him a nice, relaxing massage, and we got down to business. He came really quickly, and then...

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Jul 30
Story 52 - Could it work?

After Brody told me the truth about Lucy the other night, I was pretty shell-shocked. There were a gazillion thoughts running through my mind…

He used to hate what I did, and he felt uncomfortable with my seeing my clients. And now he goes and sleeps with an escort (not once, but multiple times)? How hypocritical can you get?

I guess I’m not mad at the fact that they slept together, per se. They’re two attractive, hot-blooded people – to be honest, I’d be more su...

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Jul 23
Story 51 - The truth

So there’s been a lot going on, what with the spontaneous trip to the countryside with Mandy, then meeting Clive and Danny, then getting introduced to Esther (but as Lucy), and then coming back home and getting goaded into thirst-trapping Brody.

I think I’ve figured out why I’m in this stupid mess. It all boils down to the fact that people want what they can’t have.

I mean, it totally makes sense, if you think about it. I tried making it work with Brody previously, and...

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Jul 16
Story 50 - Thirst trapping
The rest of our stay at the countryside passed pretty uneventfully. The guys (and Esther/Lucy) were headed back the morning after we had dinner, so that was that. We spent the rest of our time exploring the countryside, lounging by the pool, and squeezed in one last facial at the spa before it was time to return to real life. So I’m back in London, and Mandy is back in Leeds, but we’ve still been chatting and texting. Mandy can’t get over that conspiracy theory about hers – but I really don’...
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