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Jul 07
Story 6 - Doing a little CSI

I’m fairly sure that if Lisa had a mid-life crisis and left her job, she would want to have a career in private investigating. Scratch that – I’m 100% sure that she would.

How did I arrive at this conclusion? I’ve not seen her this excited in years. At this very moment, she’s in my apartment, assembling what she calls an “evidence wall”. It’s basically pictures of the “suspects” pinned up to corkboard, with red strings linking them to each other and to me, and she even has little p...

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Jul 01
Story 5 - My stalker emerges

I was back in London, and enjoying the (relative) peace and quiet after those few crazy days in Hong Kong. After all that had went down, I needed to lie low and recharge for a bit – so I spent about a week holed up in my apartment, leaving only when I had assignments. Otherwise, I sat in my garden and read, tried a couple of new recipes, and binge-watched an entire season of The Bachelor (I don’t think I’ve ever met a guy as douche-y as Juan Pablo, for real).

One day, out of the bl...

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Jun 25
Story 4 - Meeting the parents

My first two days in Hong Kong (which I wrote about in my last post!) were eventful enough, but nothing could have prepared me for the dinner at Jon’s place. Prior to leaving on the trip, he told me that I would be meeting his parents and family – which wasn’t too big of a concern for me. Of course, he conveniently left out the fact that they were trying to matchmake him with one of their friend’s daughters – something he only told me when I was trapped in the car on the way to his house.<...

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Jun 18
Story 3 - Getting kicked out of the pool in Hong Kong

It’s not often that I get to go overseas (on the expense of my clients!), so when Jon asked me to go to Hong Kong with him, I was pretty excited.

Jon is a fairly new client of mine, but we hit it off immediately. He’s slightly shorter than me, but he’s so well built and confident that it really doesn’t matter at all. He’s been living in London ever since he was 16 – but his family is still in Hong Kong, and he makes these annual trips to get together with them and spend time with t...

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Jun 12
Blondes vs Brunettes

It is the question which has been on every guy’s mind for centuries. It’s the age-old question which splits the masses in half and causing all manner of arguments and debates.

Which is better: blondes or brunettes?

Of course, beauty defies definition. It is often said that beauty in the eye of the beholder, and that the idea of reducing beauty to some kind of criteria checklist would be a silly thing to do. However, over the years, there have been benchmarks of what bea...

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Jun 08
Story 2 - The orgy turned threesome

Remember Damian who I talked about in my last post? I was pretty sure that he was hiring me to just fulfil a childhood fantasy of sorts, and that he would be a once-off customer. To my surprise, he booked me again, and again, and again – and I guess I can now consider him to be one of my regulars.

Damian is proof that the quietest ones are the most sexually depraved ones – or maybe that’s because he never got any back in school, and now he’s making up for lost time. It seems as tho...

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Jun 01
Story 1 - Someone from my past appears

When I first starting escorting, I used to wonder what would happen if someone I knew engaged my services. Today, it finally happened – but I didn’t even realise it when I first met him.

He introduced himself to me as Jacob, and I thought he looked slightly familiar, but I just put it down to him having one of those generic faces. He had booked me for half a day – and he told me that he wanted to take me shopping before we went back to his hotel.

I have this theory abo...

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