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Jul 09
Story 49 - A fishy situation

So the last time we left off, I misjudged Danny, Clive and Mandy were getting along swimmingly, and we were all supposed to head for dinner together. Mandy and I went back to our room to freshen up, and she was trying to decide whether she should wear her floral off-shoulder dress, or the red romper with a plunging neckline.

“What do you think, Nat?”

“Well, if you wanna get laid tonight, then the romper, obvs.” I rummaged around in her suitcase for her push-up bra, then...

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Jul 02
Story 48 - To the countryside

So I took a few days off work, and went to have a short stay at the countryside with Mandy. She kept sending me pictures of this quaint-looking country house that apparently had amazing reviews. I didn’t need much persuading, to be honest… after she mentioned the words “award-winning spa” to me, I knew I was in.

So we got here yesterday afternoon, and we immediately fell in love with the place. It’s got a rustic sort of charm, but at the same time, it’s clean and well-mainta...

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Jun 25
Story 47 - Men are from Mars, women are from Venus

I had a new client yesterday, and he’s one of the most… shall we say, memorable people I’ve met to date.

When I first accepted the assignment, I thought it was going to be a fairly straightforward job. The brief said that the client was a successful business man – I’ve seen loads of those – and that he wanted to relax and get pampered. I thought I’d give him a massage, do the deed, and get out. Simple, right?

So I turned up at this guy’s – let’s call hi...

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Jun 18
Story 46 - Succumbing to your desires

Okay, I’m not going to talk about Brody. Here’s all I have to say: he’s texting me, and it’s actually pretty nice, but it’s completely platonic. I’m done with him, he’s with Esther now, and we’re not going to get back together.

On the Matthew front – we’re still hanging out, and we’re getting closer. I love how he’s a nice guy, but he isn’t vanilla, if you know what I mean. He still has this dry, sarcastic sense of humour. He’s funny, and he’s witty, and his only drawback is that h...

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Jun 10
Story 45 - Running into Brody

How is London so small? Just – how is it so small? I don’t get it.

So the other day, I was having dinner with Matthew, and I excused myself to go to the bathroom halfway through. There were only two cubicles, and a small queue had formed, so I stood outside, waiting. I was looking around aimlessly when I saw a back that looked extremely familiar… like, Brody-type familiar. Then he turned around, and it turns out that it was him.

Two thin...

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Jun 03
Story 44 - The power of words

Update on the whole Matthew situation: we’re still hanging out, but with zero pressure whatsoever. I mean, we’re physically attracted to each other, but he’s still not over his ex, so we’re just keeping things casual and low-key. (I told Mandy about this, by the way, and she rolled her eyes and told me to “just bang him already”.)

Anyway, Matthew was telling me just the other day about how his ex was really into dirty talk, and that she actually gave him a checkli...

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May 28
Story 43 - Just not that into you

Work’s been busy lately, and I haven’t had the time to work out as much as I like. I guess I can’t complain, though… it’s always good to have more bookings, and one of my clients whom I saw last week took me to have the most exquisite Omakase meal ever. When he first told me, I was like, oma-what? Turns out it’s this Japanese thing where there isn’t a standard menu, and the chef prepares your food – it’s usually a 7 or 8 course meal – based on what ingredients are fresh that ...

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May 21
Story 42 - Our paths cross again

Guess what? Mandy just visited for the weekend! Everything worked out perfectly: Scott got back from his trip, and he was so impressed of what good care I’d taken of Parn that he gave me a hefty tip. They left, and then Mandy called and said she was going to be in town for her sister’s wedding, and we decided to meet up for brunch.

We went back to that place which does the best pancakes, and by the time we sat down and placed our orders, Mandy had already sighed several times. Once...

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